Thanks for visiting my website. I’ll be adding content over the next few days or weeks, depending on how much time I have between Law & Order: SVU marathons. For now, please visit the “Tour” page to see where I’ll be performing this week (then attend or steer clear at your discretion); visit the “Bio” page to read almost nothing about who I am and what I do; and visit the “Contact” page to read the names and numbers of the courageous people who for reasons I consider “none of my business” have decided to represent me in show business.

The “Video” page will have clips of my stand-up once I learn how to embed video. Check back in 10 – 15 years.

I hope the “Blog” page will chronicle my dog’s comings and goings. Right now she’s growling in her sleep. Earlier she was barking in her sleep. The fun rarely starts and constantly stops with her, so batten down the hatches. Woo!